Quick Home Selling Without The Fuss

No Repairs, No Commissions, No Cleaning

How Does It Work To Sell My House Fast In Texas?
We make it possible to sell your house fast by paying you cash and eliminating the middlemen and banks.

How To Get Cash For Your House Fast

The Easy Way To Sell Your House

Hi, I’m Eric the “The Bald Buyer.” If you want to sell your house fast and get an all-cash offer, then this might be the most important message you read all year. 
It all starts by getting in touch for your no-obligation free offer. Is it a bad idea to find out how much cash you could have in your pocket in as little as 7 days?

How We Make Your Cash Offer

“I want to sell my house for cash and I want a fair offer!”

— Every House Seller…ever

You might be wondering how this all works. And you might think that “The Bald Buyer” is just going to give you a “lowball” offer and put pressure on you to sell. After all, it sounds a little too good to get good cash money for your Texas home in a short time!

We’ll explain how it works right now so that you don’t have to worry. At least you’ll know and can make up your own mind.

How We Make Your Offer To Buy Your Texas Home
(It’s Good Business To Give You The Highest Possible Offer And Here’s Why)

We provide this service FREE to you and other home buyers. But it’s not free for us to drive all over Texas looking at properties and making offers. Imagine if we made lowball offers that people didn’t accept! We wouldn’t survive as a business. That’s why we give you the highest offers we can. We want you to be happy with your cash offer.

Your Offer Is Based On The After Repair Market Value Of Your Home

That just means we look at what your home will be worth after we’re done making repairs and updates. It’s simple!

“What Is My Home Worth After Repairs?”

We look at other homes in your neighborhood that are like yours. 

If one of your neighbors has an updated home in good condition, we know that your home will be worth about the same… after repairs and updates. Does that sound unreasonable? (We don’t use Zillow…Zillow lies, we don’t.)

Timeframe: Once we get your info, we’re usually able to make you a fair all-cash offer within 24 hours. From there, we can close as quickly as 7 days… or on your schedule (sometimes we can have a check in your hand the very same day!).

“Should I List My House With An Agent For Sale AS-IS?”

That’s a good question. Let’s break it down into some simple numbers.

Imagine you call a realtor over… and they walk through your front door in their shiny suit and wearing too much perfume… with gold bracelets hanging off their wrists… all of that bought with commissions they charge hardworking folks like us.

Say the realtor tells you that you could sell your home AS-IS, with no repairs or updates for $197,000.

Then subtract the 6% commission… 

And you’d be left with around $185,000.

Then imagine that you’ve got an offer from us for $170,000… because that’s the most fair and “minimum profit” offer we can make you. 

Does it feel like a good idea to wait for months and months for the realtor to maybe sell your home… or do you want to get it over and done with quickly with us… get fair money for your property… and finally move forward with your life?

It’s up to you.

What Your Offer Looks Like

Since I was never good with word problems, here it is in bullet form!

  • 1. We look at what we will be able to sell your house for after making repairs… the After Repair Market Value. (Again, not Zillow.)
  • 2. We subtract our cost of making repairs and updates… repairs and updates you don’t have to think about!
  • 3. We subtract our selling costs… costs you don’t have to worry about at all.
  • 4. We subtract our minimum profit… because if we didn’t make any profit, we’d be a charity and couldn’t stay in business!
    In other words… Your Offer = [After Repair Market Value] – [Our Cost Of Repairs] – [Our Selling Costs] – [Our Minimum Profit]

“Can I get MORE for my home by selling you my Texas house for cash?”

It’s possible.

That is also not a guarantee. 

Let’s say your home is in pretty darn good shape… and that you don’t need too many repairs. 

If your place doesn’t need much work, then it’s possible that your offer comes out higher than what a realtor would tell you is possible to sell your home as is. 

That’s right. If the repairs and updates won’t cost us much, you get more cash.

The question then becomes… do you really want to spend weeks interviewing realtors and getting repair quotes

…or is it more important for you to get the deal done… fast and with mad respect?

Selling Your House Is A Quick And Simple Process

The Bald Buyer buys houses in and around The Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex. We’re not listing your house… we’re actually the ones buying your house. Because we pay cash and other programs available, we’re able to close quickly… or on your schedule. Like we’ve mentioned, when you work with us there are no fees… like there are when you list your house with an agent. What this means to you is you don’t have to worry about extra costs having to come out of pocket to sell your house fast, or even getting your house ready for a sale. That’s what it means to buy your house as-is!

Don’t worry about repairing or cleaning up your property. We’ll buy your house in as-is condition… no matter how ugly or pretty it is… no matter the location. And…those dust bunnies…we’ll round them up.

Is It A Terrible Idea To Find Out What Your Cash Offer Is?

See what we can offer you for your house…