Quick Home Selling Without The Fuss

No Repairs, No Commissions, No Cleaning

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How Does It Work To Sell My House Fast In Texas?
We make it possible to sell your house fast by paying you cash and eliminating the middlemen and banks.

The Easy Way To Sell Your House

Hi, I’m Eric the “The Bald Buyer.” If you want to sell your house fast and get an all-cash offer, then this might be the most important message you read all year.

It all starts by getting in touch for your no-obligation free offer. Is it a bad idea to find out how much cash you could have in your pocket in as little as 7 days?

How We Make Your Cash Offer

“I want to sell my house for cash and I want a fair offer!”

— Every House Seller…ever

You might be wondering how this all works. And you might think that “The Bald Buyer” is just going to give you a “lowball” offer and put pressure on you to sell. After all, it sounds a little too good to get good cash money for your Texas home in a short time!

We’ll explain how it works right now so that you don’t have to worry. At least you’ll know and can make up your own mind.

Your Offer Is Based On The After Repair Market Value Of Your Home

That just means we look at what your home will be worth after we’re done making repairs and updates. It’s simple!

“What Is My Home Worth After Repairs?”

We look at other homes in your neighborhood that are like yours. 

If one of your neighbors has an updated home in good condition, we know that your home will be worth about the same… after repairs and updates. Does that sound unreasonable? (We don’t use Zillow…Zillow lies, we don’t.)

Timeframe: Once we get your info, we’re usually able to make you a fair all-cash offer within 24 hours. From there, we can close as quickly as 7 days… or on your schedule (sometimes we can have a check in your hand the very same day!).

“Should I List My House With An Agent For Sale AS-IS?”

That’s a good question. Let’s break it down into some simple numbers.

Imagine you call a realtor over… and they walk through your front door in their shiny suit and wearing too much perfume… with gold bracelets hanging off their wrists… all of that bought with commissions they charge hardworking folks like us.

Say the realtor tells you that you could sell your home AS-IS, with no repairs or updates for $197,000. Then subtract the 6% commission… And you’d be left with around $185,000.

Then imagine that you’ve got an offer from us for $170,000… because that’s the most fair and “minimum profit” offer we can make you. 

You may wait for months and months for the realtor to maybe sell your home… or do you want to get it over and done with quickly with us… get fair money for your property… and finally move forward with your life?

It’s up to you.

What Your Offer Looks Like

Since I was never good with word problems, here it is in bullet form!

  • 1. We look at what we will be able to sell your house for after making repairs… the After Repair Market Value. (Again, not Zillow.)
  • 2. We subtract our cost of making repairs and updates… repairs and updates you don’t have to think about!
  • 3. We subtract our selling costs… costs you don’t have to worry about at all.
  • 4. We subtract our minimum profit… because if we didn’t make any profit, we’d be a charity and couldn’t stay in business!
    In other words… Your Offer = [After Repair Market Value] – [Our Cost Of Repairs] – [Our Selling Costs] – [Our Minimum Profit]

Selling Your House Is A Quick And Simple Process

The Bald Buyer buys houses in and around The Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex. We’re not listing your house… we’re actually the ones buying your house. Because we pay cash and other programs available, we’re able to close quickly… or on your schedule. Like we’ve mentioned, when you work with us there are no fees… like there are when you list your house with an agent. What this means to you is you don’t have to worry about extra costs having to come out of pocket to sell your house fast, or even getting your house ready for a sale. That’s what it means to buy your house as-is!

Don’t worry about repairing or cleaning up your property. We’ll buy your house in as-is condition… no matter how ugly or pretty it is… no matter the location. And…those dust bunnies…we’ll round them up.

See what we can offer you for your house…

What Do You Have To Lose? Get Started Now...

We buy houses in ANY CONDITION...ANYWHERE. There are no commissions or fees and no obligation whatsoever. Start below by giving us a bit of information about your property or call 469-707-4199...
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